Uncle Knucklehead

In my "real job", I work in the whisky and spirits industry as a brand representative, educator, mentor and imbiber. I lied my way into the job many years ago, so nothing I say should be taken with absolute certainty, but that's why you'll love me. And like any self-proclaimed "expert" I should be regarded with suspicion and possibly, hostility. But like any good Uncle, I am here to encourage you, make excuses for you, be your wingman and help you to be your best....because your old man let you down, and stepping in for him is the best revenge I can think of.